Newcastle United vs Tottenham Hotspur
EPL • Week 2 • Aug 29 2026
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2.5
@katpunk
2d
First rule of hatewatches: make sure the team you're rooting against isn't playing Spurs.
I was unsure as to whether I should rate this match positively or negatively. On the one hand, the terrible football on display was genuinely entertaining; on the other, the football was still terrible. I have erred on the side of the latter point today, even if I didn't have a bad time watching the match.
Spurs might be the worst team of all time, and I think relegation would be putting the fans out of their misery at this point.
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7.0
@DarthPlagueisTheWise
2d
Tottenham is going to be deep in the trenches this year as this was another very poor showing from them! They didn’t looke nearly as bad as last week though as they were probably the better team in the first half, but it would still be scoreless at that point! Newcastle was able to recover in a big way with a pair of goals within 10 minutes of each other! There were a few more chances for Hotspur, but they would all come up short as they disappoint again! Great win for Newcastle!
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7.0
@evanlovessports
2d
Tottenham are really doing the same thing as last season. Anthony Elanga and Yoane Wissa gave Newcastle there two goals in the second half to seal three points in London. Tottenham do have a good amount of injuries most notable Xavi Simmons out for a good majority of the season and Pape Sarr who is returning soon.
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