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My Favorite Takes
Just the takes that I've made that I like a lot. sometimes funny sometimes i just like them for no reason, idk man
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1.4
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3mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/11/2026
in the Rays 14th game of the season, the Rays score 5 runs and 14 fans rate the game, including me giving it a 1.4. What an amazing way to honor Wander Franco 😭😭😭
and of course, DAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
4.5
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3mo
NBA • Reg. Season04/08/2026
that uh... that says uhhh... one hundred and fifty six points there?
I wonder who was in the crowd for this one cuz Jordan Poole put up 34
6.2
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3mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/07/2026
Is the secret to winning baseball games... giving Paul Skenes run support?
That's next on the 6 o'clock news!
4.5
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3mo
MLB • Preseason03/01/2025
Rating Random Games Anyone Gives Me Part 17:
#Roadto1000 RATING NUMBER ONE
I love going back on the box scores of first 2 week Spring Training games 😂 It's genuinely just a maze of names, half of which I've never heard before and another quarter that look like Egyptian heiroglyphics. Like what the hell is a Christian Encarnacion-Strand? Or, as MLB The Show called him, Christian EncarnacionStrd. Yes, he made MLB The Show run out of characters. hey, at least his name statpads by word count! got off topic there, but he hit a home run in this game which is why I brought it up. And I just now realized this was from 2025 Spring Training and not 2026, because I'm seeing Dylan Cease in the Padres box score. Like how the hell am I supposed to analyze that 😭
EDIT: WE ARE MAKING THIS THE FIRST EVER 1,000 RATING GAME IN RATEGAME HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Roadto1000
5.1
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3mo
CBB • Reg. Season11/04/2025
Rating Random Games Anyone Gives Me Part 15:
Yes, of course I can tell you how this game affected sports history. This certainly wasn't Grand Canyon's only win this season, nor was it their most impressive. Lets travel to later in the season, specifically to January 17th. They came into a game against #23 Utah State. They were coming off a loss. But they won that game. But would that have happened if they lose this game? Of course they wouldn't have. Because if they lost this game, they wouldn't have carried its momentum into their next games to play close against St Louis and beat Big 12 Utah. Imagine they lost all those games, and maybe a couple others. Instead of ending 2025 8-4, they end it 4-8. They are dejected. They feel like the seasons over, theres no purpose. Now Utah State wins on the 17th, and maybe instead of being a 9 seed in March Madness, they're a 7 seed. Maybe they're the ones facing 10 seed Missouri. What if Missouri wins, takes down Purdue, Texas, and even Arizona?
10
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4mo
IHO • Women's Gold Medal02/19/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10
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4mo
IHO • Gold Medal Game02/22/2026
CHAMPIONS OF THE HOCKEY WORLD LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LORD I CANT CHANGE WONT YOU FLY HIGH FREE BIRD YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8.6
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3mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/13/2026
In the wise words of the Benchwarmers movie: "Mucho home runos"
And there were mucho home runos indeed. Nolan Arenado (very weird seeing him in a Dbacks uni) went yard twice, same with Ketel Marte, Pete Alonso hit one homer, and then Jeremiah Jackson hit two. Anyone ever heard of this guy? i pride myself on knowing nearly every MLB player and I learned a new one today. No idea anything about this guy but if he's young then the Orioles got a very bright future with him.
3.7
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3mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/12/2026
Sandy Alcantara really got his MLB The Show supercharge and said yeah thats good for this season 😭😭😭
3.3
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/17/2026
Nico Hornier continues to absolutely cook this season dudes been on fire! Moises Ballesteros is poised (or maybe moised) ba dum tssss (just laugh along please) for a breakout season this year and he goes yard along with Ian Happ, who I love, so that made be very ian Happy. Man I'm just on a roll (someone please take my keyboard)
4.6
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2mo
NBA • R104/24/2026 • G3
Raptors beat em so hard we got to see some Dick at the end.
8.0
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2mo
NHL • R104/26/2026
The Penguins stay alive! Of course, there's always a chance at a comeback from down 3-0, especially in a high stakes rivalry series. Just ask the 2004 Red Sox!
8.5
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/28/2026
OH MY GOD! ALERT THE MASSES! MASON MILLER HAS ALLOWED TWO RUNS!!!! THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END!!!!
4.3
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/02/2026
Aaron Rodgers throws for 2 touchdowns and Chase Brown’s late rushing TD isn’t enough for the win in this Week 3 divisional matchup
2.2
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/07/2026
The Phillies ph*cking suck 😭
7.8
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/10/2026
Nick Castellanos home run on Mother’s Day now that he’s on a new team he’s gonna start hitting home runs when good things happen
10
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2mo
NBA • Finals06/18/2024 • G5
NBA champions. Tatum and Brown. Teammates for 7 years, but they never were quite able to break through. The heartbreaking finals loss to the Warriors. Falling down 3-0 to the Heat, coming back to force a game 7, only to lose after Tatum rolled his ankle in the first minute. But finally, the best duo in the league finally broke through and became NBA champions. Boston legends, Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown.
6.5
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/11/2026
I love when the Rays play the Jays. Rays-Jays is such a good series and this game the Rays beat the Jays but next game I think Jays beat the Rays but for the series I think the Rays beat the Jays because the Rays have been better than the Jays this year even though last year the Jays were better than the Rays. Sometimes I'll sit down and eat Lays while watching the Rays and Jays on days I have Lays and am able to watch the Rays and Jays. Imagine if Willie Mays was on the Rays or Jays, maybe Austin Hays will go to the Rays or Jays for a few days, he could eat some Lays while on the Rays or Jays and could make a few big plays for the Rays or Jays. Maybe he secretly prays for his later days to be spent on the Rays or Jays and plans the ways he could eat Lays on the Rays or Jays. But if he plays bad on the Rays or Jays he could catch some strays from fans. In short, Austin Hays should go to the Rays or Jays in his late career days to eat Lays and make big plays.
2.8
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2mo
NBA • Conf. Semi05/13/2026 • G5
Wemby hit person in face with elbow: lose 👎
Wemby no hit person in face with elbow: win 👍
hope this helps!
7.1
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/13/2026
THE VOLPE EFFECT
0 for 3 🔥🔥🔥
1 team hit 😱😱😱
0 runs 🥶🥶🥶
1 error 😂😂😂
1 strikeout 🤯🤯🤯
Got Max Fried hurt 🤕🤕🤕
“Next Jeter” is HERE‼️‼️‼️
DAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
7.0
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1mo
EPL • Reg. Season05/17/2026
Old Apartment loses to East Turkey. Happy opposite day.
10
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1mo
MLB • Reg. Season07/23/2025
I remember watching this one with a ton of friends at camp last year. It was in Boston, almost everyone was a Sox fan except one of the counselors. We lost the first 2 games and the series but no one cared about that because all we saw was Carlos Narvaez hitting a 2 run bomb in the top of the 11th and then Brennan Bernardino closing it out. We were screaming and chanting and celebrating. Probably the best experience I've ever had watching a Sox game
8.5
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1mo
NBA • Reg. Season11/03/2024
⊥ǝɹɹǝuɔǝ Sɥɐuuou's Nᗺ∀ pǝqnʇ! (ıʎʞʎʞ)
7.0
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1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/20/2026
Zack Thornton was traded from the Pirates to the Mets for first baseman Ike Davis on April 18, 2014. Today, Zack Thornton made his MLB debut.
This fact is completely useless. They are two different Zack Thorntons.
2.8
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1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/23/2026
Gotta keep it to 2 pumps
5.6
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1mo
MLB • Preseason02/20/2025
The teams that started the season out in Japan also got their Spring Trainings started early, and we saw Mr. Parking Lot Reese McGuire drive in 2 of the 12 Cubbies runs in this one. Yoshinobu Yamamoto's first MLB appearance went well, throwing 1 and a third inning scoreless AND IS GOOGLE GLITCHING WHY THE HELL DOES IT SAY NOLAN RYAN GOT A STRIKEOUT?????
10
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1mo
CBB • Reg. Season11/30/2024
One of the greatest games in basketball history. Just one of those "you had to be there" moments. And I was there, in my imagination, where this game happened. Still no idea how that final shot fell, and those two blocks in the final couple minutes were absolutely huge. I'm no sure if we will ever see a basketball game so good again. Absolute perfection.
9.5
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27d
FIFA • Quarterfinal07/03/2010
Ghana was on a historic Cinderella run in the 2010 World Cup. I think everyone was hoping they were Ghana win (just laugh, there's probably about 3 more of those coming). Game started with a couple headers off of corner kicks that looked like they were Ghana go in (I told you so). But Muntari started the scoring with an absolute snipe I didn't think there was any chance it was Ghana (last one I promise) go in but it did thanks to an absolutely beautiful curve just past the keeper's dive. However, Diego Forlan scored maybe the most perfect free kick I've seen in my life to tie the game early in the second half. Then, the most absurd sequence at the goal, ending with a red card to Suarez after he handballed to stop the ball from going in. In my opinion, if a player illegally stops a ball that's obviously going in and there's no possible way for anyone else to save it, it should count as a goal instead of being left to the fate of a penalty kick. Ghana was absolutely robbed of this game.