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Soccer games Ted Lasso wouldn’t approve of
“They ain’t natural, all right? If God wanted games to end in a tie, she wouldn’t have invented numbers.” - Coach Lasso
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7.8
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1y
CWC • Group Stage06/18/2025
Vardrid pen shut down by brick wall Bounou in extra time. Great showing by Al Hilal who definitely feel like they won. Tough day for Vini who looked like something was bothering him hopefully he’s not too hurt
6.4
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1y
CWC • Group Stage06/18/2025
Death, taxes, Sergio Ramos clutch headers. Shades of 2014 in this game, I knew Sergio was in Mexico these days but until this game started I completely forgot he was in Monterrey. Good to see he hasn’t changed a bit
2.1
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1y
EPL • Reg. Season04/06/2025
Shame that De Bruyne’s last derby was such a snoozer
6.6
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7mo
EPL • Reg. Season12/02/2025
70 minutes onward and the stoppage time bike were crazy but i ain’t rating a tie above a yellow
5.3
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5mo
EPL • Reg. Season02/10/2026
Hilarious that West Ham of all teams is gonna make the poor bastard keep his hair
6.8
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4mo
MLS • Reg. Season02/22/2026
Great to have the Loons back. Exciting late equalizer but game ending in a tie hurts the rating. Callender looks meh - worried about him not being able to live up to my love of St Clair
8.9
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16d
FIFA • Group F06/14/2026
Virgils header was tough af
8.3
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15d
FIFA • Group G06/16/2026
4 games and 4 ties today aint huge for growing the American audience. Pleasure to watch Minnesota United legend Michael Boxall though🇳🇿
7.2
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15d
FIFA • Group H06/15/2026
Darwin I have defended you for too long you’re gonna have to start being relevant on a big stage at some point
7.8
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9d
FIFA • Group G06/21/2026
Lmao Belgium is cursed as hell
8.7
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7d
FIFA • Group L06/23/2026
Harry Kane what are we doing😭😭 can take the man outta Tottenham can’t take the Tottenham outta the man
7.5
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3d
FIFA • Group K06/27/2026
Ronaldo stunk but his geriatric ass still played all 90 who could’ve guessed. I understand people complaining about the VAR decision and I was also hoping for Colombia to pull through but lets not act like replay reviews haven’t made been making millimeter decisions in other sports lol (first downs, balls/strikes)