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Reasons for my Alcoholism
Sell the team. Trade Dennis Santana for a new Washer. Honestly I just wanted to document and list all my crash outs for this god forsaken team.
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9.0
@matthew613mr
2mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/18/2026
It’s always better with a buccos win but hell that was an amazing game. Going to the 13th and both teams running through all their relievers? Peak baseball
Edit: some mfs almost died from an umbrella at this game 😂😭
7.5
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/27/2026
Kms
5.5
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/28/2026
The alcoholism is starting
8.5
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/29/2026
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUXK FUCK FUCK
4.5
@matthew613mr
2mo
MLB • Reg. Season04/30/2026
We had a chance up until first pitch. Do you have a slight glimpse of hope your buccos will stay in the game or hell even make a comeback? Hold your breath! The Cards are bound to hit another dinger before you pass out!
The age old question for a pirates fan. What shall come first? Nutting selling the team or my liver failing? Smh
4.0
@matthew613mr
2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/06/2026
Absolutely phenomenal to fall asleep to this game
6.0
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/09/2026
Does the mid May collapse that happens every year start now? Let’s find out
9.0
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/10/2026
Getting out of bases loaded in the 11th just to lose the way we did is rough. Oh how pirates of us
3.0
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/13/2026
I should have drank more for this bullshit. Who the fuck is Mickey Moniak?
9.0
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/15/2026
Dennis Santana is absolutely the player of the game for the masterclass In throwing the game in the top of the 10th. 3 straight hits to the same exact spot in goddamn center field is an absolute joke. Where’s Jaguar Gator 9 for some stat about how he would have played better if he would have just spiked the ball in the ground? For the love of christ never put Santana on the rubber again. Thank you for tuning into my tedtalk. Now for the positive, offense is looking great and Lowe is back at it with piss missiles (let’s not measure dicks w Schwarber tho😂). O’Neil is due for a dinger, it’s been like 2 games. Old man Ozuna may actually have some pop left after the abysmal start he had. Bidois cleaned up what he could in the 10th and I really fuck with that Aussie😂 Go Bucs, fuck Philly. Great game and great come back
3.5
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2mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/16/2026
*bangs head off wall in yinzer*
4.0
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1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/17/2026
Ahhh so the mid may collapse has begun. Thanks Philly for putting us out of our misery when it came to hope this year🫡 wake me up from my alcohol induced slumber when Rodgers decides on if he’s playing this year so I can just drink some more because no matter what happens PGH sports is FUCKED😂🤦🏼 it’s nice Santana got some of his flow back in the 8th striking out the first two batters, followed by the most predictable dinger I have seen in my life
7.5
@matthew613mr
1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/19/2026
Go fuck yourself. We cannot beat this team to save our lives. Great game, we just fucking suck. Sell the team
4.5
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1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/20/2026
Pirates actually beat the Cardinals? Santana came in for an inning and didn’t allow a run? Is this heaven?
3.0
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1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/22/2026
Dennis Santana is the bane of my existence and outside of screaming at my TV because Santana is a fucking bum I was fighting off falling asleep to this boring ass game. Go Bucs! Kill me
5.6
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1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/23/2026
When Skenes plays mid we have no shot and this was one of those games. We have arguably the best pitcher in the league and are wasting him. I still have hope for this season and this team but holy mother of Jesus we need some momentum
4.0
@matthew613mr
1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/27/2026
The Dennis Santana experience. Comes in with two outs and a man on first. Pegs a guy straight to the liver first pitch. Second pitch is wild and the guys on first and second advance. Three straight balls to walk the batter for bases loaded then strikes out the next batter. I hate this man so much.
4.0
@matthew613mr
1mo
MLB • Reg. Season05/28/2026
Paul Skenes on the mound? YOU ALREADY KNOW!!!!! absolutely no run support. This team is pitiful sometimes………….. fuck we’re pitiful all the time just look at my past reviews
6.5
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26d
MLB • Reg. Season06/04/2026
I fell asleep in the top of the 8th… what the actual fuck😂😂😭😭our whole team just takes a step back and goes on cruise control when Skenes is on the mound, Skenes included half the time this year and then we get smashed and wake up for the rest of the rotation. God maybe a salary floor next year will give us some hope finally but Nutting will still probably find some way to skate under that with a technicality. Being a fan of this team is massochistic.
5.5
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25d
MLB • Reg. Season06/05/2026
It’s the top of the 9th with 1 out and Ozunas on first and there’s a man on second. Don Kelly is literally talking to the motherfucking pinch runner he is gonna put in for Ozuna if he reaches second. Smash cut to a slow dinker ground ball for a double play to end the game. Now would having that pinch runner have made a big difference? Probably not. But WHY THE FUCK ARE WE KEEPING 75 YEAR OLD GRANDPA OZUNA ON BASE WHEN WE ARE DOWN BY 3 IN THE GODDAMN 9th. Anger. Just anger😂 welcome back to Atlanta Ozuna, tbh I wouldn’t mind if you just stayed with the year you’ve been having😂🤦🏼
3.0
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18d
MLB • Reg. Season06/12/2026
Yall ever played Fallout 3? Remember what would happen when fawkes took damage? Yea it’s just PAIN
3.5
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16d
MLB • Reg. Season06/14/2026
I only watched the bottom half of the 9th and honestly thank fucking god. Paul Skenes on the mound? Of course we play so bad it’s embarrassing. Sell the fucking team already. The salary cap can’t come soon enough even though I know Nuttings bitch ass is gonna find some loop hole to still pay far below league minimums. We need relegation in baseball. Replace us with the savanna bananas, at least then it might be just a little bit watchable. Paying a tv subscription to specifically watch this team stab little holes into my soul is actually the definition of being a masochist and I don’t know why I do this to myself. Do I like the pain? As I’m typing this Reynolds hit a dinger to make it 4-2, whoopty fucking do we fucking suck. lEtS gO bUcS. Get absolutely fucked with a rusty coat hanger bob nutting.
3.5
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15d
MLB • Reg. Season06/16/2026
“Highlights”. More like 10 minutes of a yinzer silently screaming wishing this pain would end😂
5.9
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13d
MLB • Reg. Season06/18/2026
So a game after going down 4 in the first, the buccos drop 5 on the As and Ashcraft pitches 6 innings only allowing 1 run? Wait, Dennis Santana pitched? He… struck out two and allowed no hits? Do we only play well when being under .500 is on the line?