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@DarthPlagueisTheWise rated the Minnesota United FC vs San Jose Earthquakes game 6.5 out of 10 in MLS on August 23, 2026. Final score: Minnesota United FC 5 – San Jose Earthquakes 1. Reg. Season. Fan ratings and discussion on RateGame.

“Another humongous blowout tonight. This time though, it would be a horrific home performance. San Jose did shockingly open the scoring by converting on a penalty in the 4th minute, but it was all Minnesota from there. The Loons answered right away, and they ended up adding on another pair of goals at the end of the first half. This game was still somewhat within reach for the Quakes, but Minnesota just kept pouring it on. Another two goals including one right at the end of the match would be more than enough for the win. What an embarrassing home showing from San Jose! ”

Rating published on August 23, 2026 by @DarthPlagueisTheWise.

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MLS • Reg. Season08/23/2026

Another humongous blowout tonight. This time though, it would be a horrific home performance. San Jose did shockingly open the scoring by converting on a penalty in the 4th minute, but it was all Minnesota from there. The Loons answered right away, and they ended up adding on another pair of goals at the end of the first half. This game was still somewhat within reach for the Quakes, but Minnesota just kept pouring it on. Another two goals including one right at the end of the match would be more than enough for the win. What an embarrassing home showing from San Jose!

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