Things you could’ve done instead of watching this monstrosity of a blowout:
- Start a garden in your backyard
- Volunteer at the closest food bank
- Reorganize the clothes in your closet
- Buy a new lamp
- Live off food only from the Costco food court for a month
- Finish an entire container of Vaseline
- Take a shower
- Make one of those videos they always play in the backgrounds of youtube shorts with those big jugs filled with mysterious colored liquid and rolled down the stairs
- Name as many St. Louis Cardinals players as you can (iykyk)
- Rewatch Georgia vs Oklahoma’s 2017 Rose Bowl playoff game
- Reminisce about Nick Chubb
