Things you could have done instead of watching this game
- Make a RateGame account
- Make a Ham and Cheese Burrito
- Vacation in india
- Watch all the minions movie over and over until you are fluent in minionese
- Don't make a single movement while staring at the person behind next to you on the train
- Pull heavily on a glass door that clearly states "Push" in bold letters.
- Buy a razor at Walmart shave all your hair off and return it and say it doesn't work
- Sing Christmas songs in public on Easter sunday
- Order a pizza and wager $100 cash if the delivery guy can beat you in first to 3
- Stay at a baseball game in between a doubleheader and post it on YouTube with one of those thumbnails that make it seem crazy (shout-out whoever I talked about this in the chat with)
- Juke out your dog
- Buy people's pants off them in public
- Pay with a check at mcdonalds
- Sneak your own product into target and try to buy it
- Randomly start holding the hand of the person next to you
