Larry O’Brien Legends, Part 9: FO FO FO

I’m gonna be honest, the 76ers didn’t have many good options (sorry Zach). I didn’t want to talk about 2001 because we had a Throwback Thursday on that run so I shifted to the 76ers upsetting the 2012 Bulls, but that mainly happened because Derrick Rose got hurt. I didn’t want to go too far back (sorry Wilt) so I went with the obvious one. The 1980 and 1982 76ers witnessed their seasons end in heartbreaking fashion: a loss in the Finals to the LA Lakers in 6 games. Of course in 1980 they got their doors blown off by Kareem before witnessing Magic’s ascension in game 6. Nevertheless, 1982 may have been even worse as the 76ers once again lost to the Kareem-Magic Lakers. Dr. J was still great, but not getting any younger and the 1982 Lakers had just won the first overall pick and selected James Worthy. The 76ers knew they had to make a move if they were gonna beat the Lakers and so they did. On September 15th, 1982, the 76ers swung a trade for 2-time MVP and reigning rebound-leader, Moses Malone. The hope was that, along with giving the 76ers another superstar, it would give Philly someone to throw at Kareem. The move worked like a charm as Moses went on to win the 3rd MVP of his career while leading the league in rebounds, finishing top 5 in scoring and helping the 76ers finish with 65 wins. Not only the best record by a wide margin, but also the 2nd best record in their franchise’s history (only trailing the 68 wins in 1967). With the best record in the NBA and their division, Philadelphia earned a bye from the first round, leading to reporters asking Moses Malone what he expected Philadelphia to do in the playoffs. His answer: “FO FO FO” Translation: four wins, four wins and four wins. It was up to Moses to prove it. In Philadelphia’s first series, they faced the New York Knicks. New York didn’t make it too easy as the 76ers didn’t win a game by more than 10, but Philadelphia still swept them as Moses averaged 31 and 16 in the 4-game series. In the conference finals, Philadelphia met the Milwaukee Bucks who had just swept the Boston Celtics. They were led by the eternally underrated duo of Sidney Moncrief and Marques Johnson. The 76ers didn’t take them lightly. They won the first 3 games only for the Bucks to steal game 4. Although, it didn’t matter. Philly won game 5 and the series. Moses had his weakest part of the run, but still grabbed a ton of boards and Andrew Toney made up the scoring. In the Finals, the 76ers once again met the Lakers. This was the exact scenario Moses was brought in for, matching up with Kareem. Yes, Kareem was 35, but he’s still Kareem with MVP votes and 2nd team all-NBA (behind Moses of course). This series would ultimately dictate Moses’s legacy in Philadelphia. The 76ers proceeded to not just win, but dominate the defending champs. Kareem held his own, putting up 23 points and 8 rebounds per game, basically the same as his regular season averages. Meanwhile, Moses Malone averaged 26 and 18(!). Moses had nearly as many offensive rebounds as Kareem had total rebounds. It was clear who owned the paint in this series and the 76ers swept the Lakers. Moses Malone was named Finals MVP. While it wasn’t exactly as Moses predicted, it was still “FO FI FO” which was later inscribed on their championship rings. Moses, of course, led the playoffs in rebounds and was 2nd in points behind Kareem. Because the 76ers were so dominant and their run was so short, Moses’s totals don’t rank super high on all-time lists, but his average of 15.8 rebounds per game is the 2nd most of any run (since the merger) that lasted as long as his (13 games). It only trails Ben Wallace in 2003. His 5.4 offensive rebounds per game rank 3rd all-time, only behind Shaq in 2001 and Moses himself in 1981. Dr. J and the 76ers were so close to glory for 6 straight years, but it took a large man named Moses to part the Red Sea and finally take Philly over the hump. Although this team never made it back to the Finals thanks to Larry Bird, Sidney Moncrief and age, they had 1983, the year Dr. J and Moses Malone finally became Larry O’Brien Legends.