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NFL • Super Bowl02/08/2026

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural. And this motherfucking game was unnatural I regret having eyes after this shit goddamn, these patches fucking sucked, this goddamn game was the biggest clusterfuck on national television I have ever seen. I have no idea how Sam Darnold is the first qb from the class to win a Super Bowl and now he’s in his interview saying “I know we just won but the offense could have been better” motherfucker is on his way to bring a coach goddamn. This game sucked balls. Don’t even get me started on that dogshit halftime show Jesus ah Christ. Drake “Drake Maye” Maye my ass. Holy shit that was so bad I could write a 5 page essay. And motherfucker Kenneth Walker won MVP fuck the only reason I didn’t go right to bed was cause I was hoping Jason fucking Meyers would follow the footsteps of Mark Mosley and win MVP goddamn it this game was now completely fucking terrible I am genuinely regretting my life choices fuck

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