@katpunk's rating of Newcastle United FC vs Tottenham Hotspur FC

@katpunk rated the Newcastle United FC vs Tottenham Hotspur FC game 2.5 out of 10 in EPL on August 29, 2026. Final score: Newcastle United FC 2 – Tottenham Hotspur FC 0. Week 2. Fan ratings and discussion on RateGame.

“First rule of hatewatches: make sure the team you're rooting against isn't playing Spurs. I was unsure as to whether I should rate this match positively or negatively. On the one hand, the terrible football on display was genuinely entertaining; on the other, the football was still terrible. I have erred on the side of the latter point today, even if I didn't have a bad time watching the match. Spurs might be the worst team of all time, and I think relegation would be putting the fans out of their misery at this point.”

Rating published on August 29, 2026 by @katpunk.