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@kingsfan's rating of Avalanche vs Golden Knights

@kingsfan rated the Avalanche vs Golden Knights game 4.9 out of 10 in NHL on May 27, 2026. Final score: Avalanche 1 – Golden Knights 2. Conf. Finals. Fan ratings and discussion on RateGame.

“Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it. I want you, yes you, to go to a market. I want you to buy some sweet vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice. Hell, buy a shot glass while you're at it. Now, go home and set down these ingredients. Fill a big glass with ice, then pour vodka and peach schnapps. Add orange juice and cranberry juice. Pretend there's a damn lemon garnish on it. What you have created is a drink known as sex-on-the-beach. (Lowbrow, I know) Now, pour this concoction into a shot glass, then drink it. Pour another into the glass, drink it again. You have now taken as many shots in a minute as the Avalanche took in 22 minutes. And I would say that taking two shots of any cheap wine would be better than watching a dead Colorado offense finally be put in the grave. Or actual sex on the beach. PATHETIC does not even begin to describe this Avalanche team. And look at my damn name! I'm a Kings fan!”

Rating published on May 27, 2026 by @kingsfan.

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NHL • Conf. Finals05/27/2026
Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe it. I want you, yes you, to go to a market. I want you to buy some sweet vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice. Hell, buy a shot glass while you're at it. Now, go home and set down these ingredients. Fill a big glass with ice, then pour vodka and peach schnapps. Add orange juice and cranberry juice. Pretend there's a damn lemon garnish on it. What you have created is a drink known as sex-on-the-beach. (Lowbrow, I know) Now, pour this concoction into a shot glass, then drink it. Pour another into the glass, drink it again. You have now taken as many shots in a minute as the Avalanche took in 22 minutes. And I would say that taking two shots of any cheap wine would be better than watching a dead Colorado offense finally be put in the grave. Or actual sex on the beach. PATHETIC does not even begin to describe this Avalanche team. And look at my damn name! I'm a Kings fan!
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